Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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