Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just blew my weed a kiss
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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