Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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