Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
4 words: hood of his car
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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