You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
