Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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