After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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