dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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