thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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