i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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