You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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