I need help removing her.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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