careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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