i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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