Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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