i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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