we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
