so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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