we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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