There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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