If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We named our party play list daddy issues
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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