wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
babies were throwing up all over the place
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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