I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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