Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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