doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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