i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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