Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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