I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
All the doctor said was why
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize