I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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