Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
