Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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