Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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