good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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