kristin has been a bad kristin
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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