hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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