super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
