Your tits are I can't wait for
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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