Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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