so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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