Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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