we have pet lesbian snakes
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The struggles of a small town man whore
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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