He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I could fuck to npr.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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