turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
