i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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