Don't you send me to vm
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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