i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
