She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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