Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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