Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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