I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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