How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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