I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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