Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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