found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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