I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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