Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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