I'm really into asian looking animals
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize