well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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